How to one up the empty toilet paper roll

We’ve all seen this before, right? Although I tend to be pretty good at replacing the roll when necessary, I’ll admit, I may have left one like that a few times in the past. I mean, I get it – it’s a bit of a hassle to go under the sink, grab a new roll, swap it out for the cardboard tube and toss the tube away.

So, how do you one up this toilet paper roll menace? By taking out a new roll and leaving it on the counter. I just don’t understand it. By the time you’ve delved under the sink, ripped the roll out of its packaging and placed it on the counter, why not replace the old one too? You’ve already completed more than half the work!

So now you know. To one up the empty toilet paper roll and simultaneously defy all rationality, take out a new roll and leave it directly beside the old one.